How long do you think Eve stayed before giving Adam the Apple

Some of you are not going to like this but thinking of it, In the story of creation do you really think Eve ate the apple and immediately dashed out and looked for Adam and gave him the apple to be amazed as well.

Now here are my questions

What really was that Apple?

How long did Eve stay after eaitng the fruit, decide to give innocent Adam the Apple?

Was Adam a black dude and Eve a white girl?

Were they really like stack naked?

If they banished the humans why did the animals follow?

Did Eden disappear or did it leave? (Asin like a space ship does) 

Why did she really eat the apple?

Was Sex the Apple or was it sin?

More questions to come but lets hear some fictions

Enjoy,

Big Daddy.